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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Fantastic hatred letter

Read this "HATE letter". It is so
funny and creative. This is a
loveletter from a boy to a girl....
However, the girl's father does not
like him and want them stop their
relationship......and so..the boy wrote
this letter to the girl..he knows that
the girl's father will definitely read
this letter..
1 "The great love that I have for
you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for
you
3 grows every day. When I see
you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is
to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted
to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing
you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that
I would find
12 life very difficult, and I would
have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I
have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something
that
15 I want to give to you. No one is
more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and
you are not
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to
understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me
a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do
not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are
full of
22 things that do not interest me.
You have no
23 true love for me. Good-bye!
Believe me,
24 I do not care for you. Please do
not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend."
So bad!! However, before handing
over the letter to the girl, the boy
told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE
LINES", meaning-only to read
1.3.5.7.9.11.13.15.17.19.21.23.25.
(Odd Numbers) So..Please try
reading it again! It's so smart &
sweet.... :)

Forever friend

Sometimes in life, you find a special
friend. Someone who changes your
life just by being part of it. Someone
who makes you laugh until you
can't stop. Someone who makes
you believe that there really is
good in the world. Someone who
convinces you that there really is an
unlocked door just waiting for you
to open it. This is forever friendship.
When you're down and the world
seems dark and empty, your
forever friend lifts you up in spirit
and makes that dark and empty
world suddenly seem bright and full.
Your forever friend gets you
through the hard times, the sad
times an dthe confused times. If
you turn and walk away, your
forever friend follows. If you lose
your way, your forever friend
guides you and cheers you on. Your
forever friend hold your hand and
tells you that everything is going to
be okay. And if you find such a
friend, you feel happy and
complete because you need not
worry. You have a forever friend,
and forever has no end.

Speak your heart out

Derick:
I guess we are the left-overs in this
world.
Lily:
I think so...all of my friends have
boyfriends, and we are the only the
2 people left in this world without
any special person in our lives.
Derick:
Yup, I don't know what to do.
Lily:
I know! We'll play a game.
Derick:
What game?
Lily:
I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days
and you will be my boyfriend.
Derick:
That's a great plan, in fact, I don't
have anything to do
much for the following few weeks.
DAY 1:
They watch their first movie
and they both are touched by the
romantic film.
DAY 4:
They went go to the beach and
have a picnic. Derick and Lily have
their quality time together.
DAY 12:
Derick invited Lily to a circus and
they ride through a Horror House.
Lily was scared and she thought she
touched Derick's hand but she
actually touched someone else's
hand they both laughed.
DAY 15:
They saw a fortune teller down the
road, and they asked for their
future advice.
The fortune teller said:
"My darlings, please don't waste the
time of your life, spend the rest of
your time together, happily." Then
tears flowed out from the teller's
eyes.
DAY 20:
Lily invited Derick to go to the hill
and they saw a meteor; Lily
mumbled something.
DAY 28:
They sat on the bus, and because of
a bumpy road Lily gave her first
kiss to Derick by accident.
DAY 29:
11:37 pm:
Lily and Derick sat in the park
where they first decided to play this
game.
Derick:
I'm tired Lily...Do you want anything
to drink? I'll buy you one...I'll just go
down the road.
Lily:
An Apple Juice, that's all. Thank you.
Derick:
Wait for me.
20 minutes later
A stranger approached Lily
Stranger:
Are you a friend of Derick?
Lily:
Yes, why? What happened?
Stranger:
A reckless drunk driver ran over
Derick, and he is in critical condition
in the hospital.
11:57 pm:
The doctor walked out of the
emergency room; he handed Lily
an apple juice and a letter.
Doctor:
We found this in Derick's pocket.
Lily reads the letter and it says:
Lily, These past few weeks, I
realized you are a really cute girl,
and I am really falling for you-your
cherished smile, your everything
when we played this game. Before
this game ends, I would like you to
be my girlfriend for the rest of my
life.
I love you, Lily.
Lily crumpled up the paper and
shouted:
"Derick! I don't want you to die-
I love you; remember that night
when we saw a meteor and I
mumbled something. I mumbled
that I wish we would be together
forever and that we would never
have to end this game. Please don't
leave me Derick .. I love you! You
can't do this to me!"
Then the clock strikes 12...
Derick's heart stopped pumping...
It was the 30th day.

Hell question

The following is an actual question
given on a University of
Washington engineering mid-term.
The answer was so "profound" that
the Professor shared it with
colleagues, and the sharing
obviously hasn't ceased...
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic
(gives off heat) or Endothermic
(absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote Proofs of
their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas
cools off when it expands and heats
when it is compressed) or some
variant. One student, however,
wrote the following:
"First, we need to know how the
mass of Hell is changing in time. So
we need to know the rate that souls
are moving into Hell and the rate
they are leaving. I think that we
can safely assume that once a soul
gets to Hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving. As
for how many souls are entering
Hell, let us look at the different
religions that exist in the world
today. Some of these religions state
that if you are not a member of
their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there are more than one of
these religions and since people do
not belong to more than one
religion, we can project that all souls
go to Hell. With birth and death
rates as they are, we can expect
the number of souls in Hell to
increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change
of the volume in Hell because
Boyle's Law states that in order for
the temperature and pressure in
Hell to stay the same, the volume
of Hell has to expand as souls are
added. This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower
rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature
and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.
2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a
rate faster than the increase of
souls in Hell, then the temperature
and pressure will drop until Hell
freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to
me by Teresa Banyan during my
Freshman year, "...that it will be a
cold day in Hell before I sleep with
you.", and take into account the fact
that I still have not succeeded in
having sexual relations with her,
then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I
am sure that Hell is exothermic and
will not freeze."

Hell question

The following is an actual question
given on a University of
Washington engineering mid-term.
The answer was so "profound" that
the Professor shared it with
colleagues, and the sharing
obviously hasn't ceased...
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic
(gives off heat) or Endothermic
(absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote Proofs of
their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas
cools off when it expands and heats
when it is compressed) or some
variant. One student, however,
wrote the following:
"First, we need to know how the
mass of Hell is changing in time. So
we need to know the rate that souls
are moving into Hell and the rate
they are leaving. I think that we
can safely assume that once a soul
gets to Hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving. As
for how many souls are entering
Hell, let us look at the different
religions that exist in the world
today. Some of these religions state
that if you are not a member of
their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there are more than one of
these religions and since people do
not belong to more than one
religion, we can project that all souls
go to Hell. With birth and death
rates as they are, we can expect
the number of souls in Hell to
increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change
of the volume in Hell because
Boyle's Law states that in order for
the temperature and pressure in
Hell to stay the same, the volume
of Hell has to expand as souls are
added. This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower
rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature
and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.
2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a
rate faster than the increase of
souls in Hell, then the temperature
and pressure will drop until Hell
freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to
me by Teresa Banyan during my
Freshman year, "...that it will be a
cold day in Hell before I sleep with
you.", and take into account the fact
that I still have not succeeded in
having sexual relations with her,
then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I
am sure that Hell is exothermic and
will not freeze."

life - more about it

"Eleven Hints for Life"
1. It hurts to love someone and not
be loved in return.
But what is more painful is to love
someone and never
find the courage to let that person
know how you feel.
2. A sad thing in life is when you
meet someone who
means a lot to you, only to find out
in the end that it was
never meant to be and you just
have to let go.
3. The best kind of friend is the kind
you can sit on a
porch swing with, never say a word,
and then walk away
feeling like it was the best
conversation you've ever had.
4. It's true that we don't know what
we've got until we lose
it, but it's also true that we don't
know what we've been
missing until it arrives.
5. It takes only a minute to get a
crush on someone, an
hour to like someone, and a day to
love someone-but it
takes a lifetime to forget someone.
6. Don't go for looks, they can
deceive. Don't go for wealth,
even that fades away. Go for
someone who makes you
smile because it takes only a smile
to make a dark day
seem bright.
7. Dream what you want to dream,
go where you want to go,
be what you want to be. Because
you have only one life and
one chance to do all the things you
want to do.
8. Always put yourself in the other's
shoes. If you feel that it
hurts you, it probably hurts the
person too.
9. A careless word may kindle strife.
A cruel word may wreck
a life. A timely word may level
stress. But a loving word may
heal and bless.
10. The happiest of people don't
necessarily have the best
of everything they just make the
most of everything that comes
along their way.
11. Love begins with a smile, grows
with a kiss, ends with
a tear. When you were born, you
were crying and everyone
around you was smiling. Live your
life so that when you die,
you're the one smiling and
everyone around you is crying.

An angel

A baby asked God, "They tell me
you are sending me to earth
tomorrow, but how am I going to
live there being so small and
helpless?"
"Your angel will be waiting for you
and will take care of you."
The child further inquired, "But tell
me, here in heaven I don't have to
do anything but sing and smile to
be happy."
God said, "Your angel will sing for
you and will also smile for you. And
you will feel your angel's love and
be very happy."
Again the child asked, "And how am
I going to be able to understand
when people talk to me if I don't
know the language?"
God said, "Your angel will tell you
the most beautiful and sweet words
you will ever hear, and with much
patience and care, your angel will
teach you how to speak."
"And what am I going to do when I
want to talk to you?"
God said, "Your angel will place your
hands together and will teach you
how to pray."
"Who will protect me?"
God said, "Your angel will defend
you even if it means risking it's life."
"But I will always be sad because I
will not see you anymore."
God said, "Your angel will always
talk to you about Me and will teach
you the way to come back to Me,
even though I will always be next
to you."
At that moment there was much
peace in Heaven, but voices from
Earth could be heard and the child
hurriedly asked, "God, if I am to
leave now, please tell me my
angel's name."
"You will simply call her, 'Mom.'"

Say what u feel

10th grade
As I sat there in English class, I
stared at the girl next to me. She
was my so called "best friend". I
stared at her long, silky hair, and
wished she was mine. But she didn't
notice me like that, and I knew it.
After class, she walked up to me
and asked me for the notes she had
missed the day before and handed
them to her. She said "thanks" and
gave me a kiss on the cheek. I
wanted to tell her, I want her to
know that I don't want to be just
friends, I love her but I'm just too
shy, and I don't know why.
11th grade
The phone rang. On the other end, it
was her. She was in tears, mumbling
on and on about how her love had
broke her heart. She asked me to
come over because she didn't want
to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to
her on the sofa, I stared at her soft
eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2
hours, one Drew Barrymore movie,
and three bags of chips, she decided
to go to sleep. She looked at me,
said "thanks" and gave me a kiss
on the cheek. I want to tell her, I
want her to know that I don't want
to be just friends, I love her but I'm
just too shy, and I don't know why.
Senior year
The day before prom she walked to
my locker. My date is sick" she said;
he's not going to go well, I didn't
have a date, and in 7th grade, we
made a promise that if neither of us
had dates, we would go together
just as "best friends". So we did.
Prom night, after everything was
over, I was standing at her front
door step. I stared at her as she
smiled at me and stared at me with
her crystal eyes. I want her to be
mine, but she isn't think of me like
that, and I know it. Then she said "I
had the best time, thanks!" and
gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want
to tell her, I want her to know that I
don't want to be just friends, I love
her but I'm just too shy, and I don't
know why.
Graduation Day
A day passed, then a week, then a
month. Before I could blink, it was
graduation day. I watched as her
perfect body floated like an angel
up on stage to get her diploma. I
wanted her to be mine, but she
didn't notice me like that, and I
knew it. Before everyone went
home, she came to me in her smock
and hat, and cried as I hugged her.
Then she lifted her head from my
shoulder and said, "you're my best
friend, thanks" and gave me a kiss
on the cheek. I want to tell her, I
want her to know that I don't want
to be just friends, I love her but I'm
just too shy, and I don't know why.
A Few Years Later
Now I sit in the pews of the church.
That girl is getting married now. I
watched her say "I do" and drive
off to her new life, married to
another man. I wanted her to be
mine, but she didn't see me like
that, and I knew it. But before she
drove away, she came to me and
said "you came!". She said "thanks"
and kissed me on the cheek. I want
to tell her, I want her to know that I
don't want to be just friends, I love
her but I'm just too shy, and I don't
know why.
Funeral
Years passed, I looked down at the
coffin of a girl who used to be my
"best friend". At the service, they
read a diary entry she had wrote in
her high school years. This is what it
read: I stare at him wishing he was
mine, but he doesn't notice me like
that, and I know it. I want to tell
him, I want him to know that I don't
want to be just friends, I love him
but I'm just too shy, and I don't
know why. I wish he would tell me
he loved me! `I wish I did too...` I
thought to my self, and I cried.