Three mischievous
old Grannies were sitting on a
bench outside a nursing home.
When an old Grandpa walked by.
And one of the old Grandmas yelled
out saying, "We bet we can tell
exactly how old you are." The old
man said, "There is no way you can
guess it, you old fools." One of the
old Grandmas said, "Sure we can! -
Just drop your pants and under
shorts and we can tell your exact
age." Embarrassed just a little, but
anxious to prove they couldn't do it,
he dropped his drawers. The
Grandmas asked him to first turn
around a couple of times and to
jump up and down several times.
Then they all piped up and said,
"You're 87 years old!" Standing
with his pants down around his
ankles, the old gent asked, "How in
the world did you guess?" Slapping
their knees and grinning from ear to
ear, the three old ladies happily
yelled in unison... "We were at your
birthday party yesterday!"
No comments:
Post a Comment