NAUGHTY BOYS !!

Two naughty boys, Sifiso and Siya,
steal a bag of oranges from their
home and decided to go to the
nearest cemetery to share the loot.
As
they are scaling the big gate to
enter the cemetery, two oranges
fall
out of the bag and are left behind at
the gate
A heavily drunk man on his way
from a local tavern passes near the
cemetery Gate and hears the
following:“ One for me, one for you.
yakwa yaku. One for me, one for
you.“
He immediately sobers up and runs
as fast as he can to the local
priest.“Mfundisi Come with me and
witness God and Satan sharing
corpses at the cemetery.“
They both run back to the cemetery
gate and the voices continue: “One
for me, one for you. yakwa yaku.“
Suddenly the one voice says:“ Now
they are finished, let‘s get the two
at the gate.”
The priest was the first to run for
dear life!